Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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