who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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