everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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