Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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