do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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