I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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