McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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