Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
