Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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