Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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