Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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