White coat. Heels.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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