i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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