Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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