At least make sure they are 18
Why
I don't think brook has ever known best
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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