I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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