HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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