his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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