omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize
