i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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