$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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