I would go down on you faster than GM stock
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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