this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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