Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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