Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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