Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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