Im at strip club and am horny
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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