i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
