just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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