with your own penis?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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