Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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