I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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