I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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