We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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