Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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