O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
where are you?
Hypothermia
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I could fuck to npr.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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