guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
It was confusing and full of hummus
It's just like the Real World with babies
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
God, I missed his penis.
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