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their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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