if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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