Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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