I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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