if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Pants are for mortals
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
