This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
We need to rekindle our bromance
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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