Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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