You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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