I bet he comes in French.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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