Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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