That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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