She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Rumble strips road head = magical
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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