help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
