Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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