FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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