Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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