I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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